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I made a vow along time ago to be completely honest with my reviews. I will continue with this one. First I will explain that we were a large table. W…
Ladyrose
Los Ranchos
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For tourist only. Overpriced tourist trap ,food is simply filling . Not recommended for those use to quality Latino food.…
Porkfun
Los Ranchos
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AWFUL AND EXPENSIVE!. Rude waiters, bad rude management... even the bread was STALE! any little latin joint in town would be far far far better than t…
Berahot
Los Ranchos
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7 Reviews on “Los Ranchos”
I made a vow along time ago to be completely honest with my reviews. I will continue with this one. First I will explain that we were a large table. We expected to wait 30 minutes. So no complaints for waiting to sit down. First thing noticed when we came in was the condition of the bar. Dirty and messy top with a row of dirty glasses most of the length. See picture. Sat down at our table to find paper table cloth covers over fabric and sticky one page menus at our seats. Yes sticky dirty menus. We ordered drinks next. Which was challenging and took a very long time as the waitress has limited English skills. When the drinks arrived one was the wrong color, another had lip prints on it and a third was a strange colored red wine that was ice cold and after asking about it we found out that it was half house red and half house white. Steaks and ribs were ordered. Steaks arrived mechanically tenderized and heavily marinated. Steaks also have a grayish color to them. All ribs and steaks are served with beans and rice and fried plantains. But these are portioned out at the table by a staff member that does not speak to the customers just scooped out beans or plantains. I do not know if this is a choice, restaurant manager suggestion or a lack of understanding however it is frustrating. Three non meat dishes are ordered by the table. Mozzarella sticks , chicken fettuccine, and quesadillas. Mozzarella sticks arrive as chicken fingers, chicken fettuccine arrived as penne with runny sauce and the quesadillas come with 1/4 inch of mozzarella but almost no meat and absolutely no vegetables. Many mistakes throughout our meal. Not impressed.
For tourist only. Overpriced tourist trap ,food is simply filling . Not recommended for those use to quality Latino food.
AWFUL AND EXPENSIVE!. Rude waiters, bad rude management… even the bread was STALE! any little latin joint in town would be far far far better than this! the quality of the meat was bad– cheap cuts sold at expensive prices, and the only fish they had is lower than tilapia in quality. Something called Suai . cheap bad fish for $24. REALLY NOW? dry rice, tasteless black beans… don;t waste your $$ PLEASE!
We are Miami locals and were looking for a restaurant close to the AAA arena prior to a game. We chose Los Ranchos for its convenience. It had been many years since I has been there. Now I know why. Service here is very perfunctory. The waiter steers you to certain items. Food delivery is fast food fast. No sooner had we gotten our mediocre salad (ok its not a salad place) the main course came. The waiter seemed miffed that we sent it away until we were ready. When it did come it was Luke warm and honestly not that great. Each main course comes with sweet and crispy plantains, rice and beans, salad and bread. I think it caters to the one time tourist trade. Very disappointed. At least the prices are reasonable it won’t break the bank, but I see no need to return.
Disappointing Service. Went there for my wedding aniversary Dinner, waiter just gave us regular menu without mentioning daily specials. As it turns out they had an early bird special menu which was well hidden, but by the time I found out it was already too late for my order, I told the waiter that no one told me about early bird special, and he didn’t have the courtesy to adjust the prices. It felt like a tourist trap. On another note, check beer prices before you order $6.50 for Imported, I got nasty look because I just had water.
Clean, nice location, but the food was so, so.
Wait staff did not know the menu, if the fish was previously frozen, or what the bar offered. We left.