Krispy Kreme

3 Reviews on “Krispy Kreme”

• OH_OKAY_YEAH

  I ATE TWO FROZEN BURRITOS FOR DINNER, AND I WAS STILL HUNGRY SO I WENT TO KRISPY KREME AND GOT A DOZEN DONUTS AND A BLENDED ESPRESSO DRINK FOR $13.36. CHEAPER THAN FOURTEEN PANCAKES AT LEO’S DINER, THIS IS ONE AFFORDABLE MEAL THAT WON’T BREAK THE BANK AND WILL ALSO FILL YOU. DON’T BELIEVE ME? JUST TRY THE NEW FOOD CHALLENGE I INVENTED IT’S CALLED THE KRISPY-KREME-INTERSTELLAR-DELICIOUS-DOZEN CHALLENGE. CONSUME A LARGE BLENDED ESPRESSO DRINK AND A DOZEN DONUTS IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO WATCH INTERSTELLAR, AND YOU WIN. I TRIED HARD TO COMPLETE THIS CHALLENGE, AND I NEARLY COMPLETED IT. GRANTED, THE TWO DONUTS I GOT THAT HAD CHOCOLATE ICING ON THEM I DID NOT FINISH, SEEING AS KRISPY KREME’S CHOCOLATE ICING IS SEWAGE LEVEL FLAVOR. IF YOU ENJOY THE TASTE OF WINDEX, YOU MAY LIKE KRISPY KREME’S CHOCOLATE ICING. IT TASTES LIKE WINDEX. BESIDES THOSE TWO INEDIBLE HOUSE-CLEANER-INFUSED DONUTS, I NEARLY COMPLETED THE CHALLENGE, BUT HIT A TRUE ROADBLOCK AT THE HOSTESS-QUALITY SOUR CREAM GLAZED DONUTS. NOW, THEY DON’T SUCK. I CAN JUST BUY WHOLE PACKS OF HOSTESS DONUT STICKS AT WALMART MUCH MORE ECONOMICALLY AND THEY’RE JUST AS GOOD. THE ONLY REDEEMING THING FOR KRISPY KREME IS THEIR GLAZED DONUTS, WHICH ARE PRETTY GOOD. IF YOU GET THEM FRESH, THEY ARE QUITE GOOD.LISTEN, SHUT UP AND LISTEN. IF WHAT YOU WANT IS A MORE EXPENSIVE VERSION OF THE TYPICAL BAG OF SUGAR FROM THE GROCERY STORY, THEN KRISPY KREME IS THE WAY TO GO. BUT I WOULD SAVE THE MONEY AND BUY THE BAG OF SUGAR INSTEAD AND CONSUME A BOWL AT A TIME. OR, IF YOU WANT YOUR RAW SUGAR TO ACTUALLY BE IMPROVED UPON, GO TO SIEDLIK BAKERY NOW AND BE DONE WITH IT.ALL IN ALL, INTERSTELLAR WAS A WILD RIDE OF A MOVIE. THE FIRST HALF, I’LL ADMIT, I WAS NOT IMPRESSED WITH. MCCONAUGHEY IS NOT MY FAVORITE ACTOR, AND HE DIDN’T BRING MUCH TO HIS CHARACTER EARLY ON. WELL, FOR MOST OF THE MOVIE, REALLY. BUT THE REAL STAR OF THIS MOVIE WAS THE STORY. AND THE DIRECTING, AND THE SCORE. AND ANNE HATHAWAY. AND JESSICA CHASTAIN. AND MATT DAMON. AND THE ROBOTS. AND THE BLACK HOLE, GARGANTUA. AND MICHAEL CANE, AND CASEY AFLEK. NOT TOPHER GRACE, BUT JOHN LITHGOW, YEAH HE WAS THE REAL STAR OF THIS MOVIE. AND THE ROBOTS. ULTIMATELY, I DID NOT EXPECT THE MOVIE TO BE SCIENCE FICTION. I THOUGHT IT WAS A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT REAL EVENTS, BUT WHEN HE DIDN’T DIE IN THE BLACK HOLE, I BEGAN TO DOUBT WHETHER IT WAS A TRUE STORY AND SO I LOOKED IT UP AND IT’S A COMPLETELY FICTIONAL STORY. I WILL SAY, IT IS A CONFUSING MOVIE. NOW ALL WE NEED IS A MASHUP OF INTERSTELLAR AND ONE OF MY OTHER FAVORITE DOCUMENTARIES, INCEPTION, AND THAT MIGHT BE THE MOST CONFUSING MOVIE OF ALL TIME. ULTIMATELY, IT LEFT ME WITH AN INTENSE FEELING OF AWE AND BEWILDERMENT, A STATE OF CHILD-LIKE WONDER. IT’S REALLY A GREAT MOVIE, AND YOU SHOULD TRY TO SEE IT BEFORE YOUR FRIENDS ACCIDENTALLY SPOIL ANY OF IT FOR YOU.2.5/5

  June 19, 2016, 7:35 am

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• Obpomni

  Gustatory. Tested recipe, production and presentation. Tasty, take to office, splurge on sugar.

  April 12, 2015, 1:56 am

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• Deborh Debdeb

  Awesome

  January 29, 2011, 11:32 pm

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