Jose’s Vending
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Best tacos. Dear, Jose you are the best food seller and you have cheapest tacos that they are so yummy!…
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Jose’s Vending
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In The Fold, of Silver and Gold. What a welcome sight this cart was, out there in Nowheresville, (the stretch of tumbleweed where I work I might add).…
Drexler McStyles
Jose’s Vending
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Best tacos. Dear, Jose you are the best food seller and you have cheapest tacos that they are so yummy!
In The Fold, of Silver and Gold. What a welcome sight this cart was, out there in Nowheresville, (the stretch of tumbleweed where I work I might add). I rolled up in the McStyles mobile with a handful of silver dollars, yearning for some burrito satisfaction. The menu claimed I could get one for $2.75. Esto es barato!; If I had been holding a Modelo I wouldve dropped it on the ground, like in a spaghetti western, but set in Asheville, so no Lee Van Kleef or Clint Eastwood. I had choices, when it came to meat, so I went with the al pastor and carne asada; respectively. Jose asked me what kind of sauce I wanted to roll with. I told him to give me the hottest heat in my worst Spanish. Bueno, he said, Gringo, he muttered. A few minutes later and Im swingin the bag towards my luxury automobile, steering it toward the penitentiary that provides me with a paycheck. Once I got back and found a seat I cracked the lid. OK, they werent exactly burritos as you and I know them. They were more like large, overfilled tacos. But you know what? To hell with convention and forget the Alamo! They were both damn fine examples of whatever tag you wanna slap on them. It seems that he starts them off kind of like quesadillas, browning the tortillas and melting the queso blanco on the face of the things. Then he slaps the grilled meat onto ’em, and tosses some chopped onion, cilantro and diced tomatoes into the mix. Then he tries to close them up, but fails, because theres too much love in there, and realizes that a semi-rolled fold will have to suffice. Yes, I see it clearly, as if it were in Technicolor and Vistavison, there on the big screen. Which is where these burr-acos belong. Yes, that right, I just invented that word; Burr-acos (trademark pending).Grade: Ingenious (him too!) drexlermcstyles.tumblr.com